Внимание!!! Песня про Дзиру!

[~Lita~]

Ой, нимагуржу!!!!!! Замените только Гастона на Дзиру))

Gaston:
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!

LeFou:
Heh heh. Darn right.

Gaston:
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.

LeFou:
More beer?

Gaston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

LeFou:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Chorus:
No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston

LeFou:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

Chorus:
My what a guy, that Gaston Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"

LeFou:
Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips

Chorus:
No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston

Cronie:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston:
As you see I've got biceps to spare

LeFou:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

Gaston:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

Cronies:
No one hits like Gaston

Townsman:
Matches wits like Gaston

LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston:
I'm espcially good at expectorating Ptooey!

Chorus:
Ten points for Gaston!

Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge

Chorus:
No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston

LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

Gaston:
I use antlers in all of my decorating

Chorus:
Say it again Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's the hero next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

LeFou:
And his name's G A S T G A S T E G A S T O oh!
Gaston

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Comments

[~ali4ka~]

прекрасно!
а кто тогда лефу?

[~Lita~]

~ali4ka~ да какая разница))))

[~ali4ka~]

~ali4ka~ та никакой в общем, так, для проформы. лан, пусть будет просто дураком))

[~Lita~]

Лефу - любой, кто поет ему дефирамбы. Даже я готова им выступать))))